"Wham Bam monz a splash gisk a monni ava facca mont blanc a something blah blah blah.Oooh oooh ooh oooh - ca plan pour moi!"

Plastic Bertrand is still the most recognisable icon that Belgium posesses. If only he'd give exclusive rights to franchise out his image for Beligian football (on the condition that they don't portray him doing anything uncool like running after the ball).